A Humorous Minralian Fable

By a village, was a mountain. In that mountain, was a cave. Through that cave, was a tunnel, which led to a wall. Behind the wall, was a castle, secluded from all. In the castle, was a man, who lived in the highest tower. In the entrance, were three locks. The man left once a year for food. He always asked, "Why does no one come visit me?"